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The roast
A line-by-line critique with enough personality to be memorable—and enough specificity to expose what is not working.
Recruiter-grade reality check
Your resume needs the truth.
Get a brutally specific, line-by-line roast from a jaded AI recruiter. Laugh at the damage, share the best hit, then pay only if you want the fix.
One roast is free. No fake interview promises.
Live diagnosis
“Responsible for synergy” is not a job achievement. It is a cry for help.
What to expect
Specific, not canned
Feedback points to the exact lines that lose attention.
Funny, not cruel
The voice is sharp; the advice still respects the person job hunting.
Private by default
You control what gets turned into a shareable moment.
From cringe to credible
First we roast it. Then we rebuild it.
Resume Roast turns the usual vague critique into a three-act intervention: diagnosis, shareable punchline, practical rewrite.
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The share card
Your sharpest feedback is packaged into a clean, screenshot-ready card you can share or keep as motivation.
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The repair
Upgrade to turn vague claims and limp bullets into clearer, tighter writing that supports the role you want.
One rescue or a job-hunt sidekick
Pay for the repair, not the punchline.
Try the voice free. Pick a one-time resume rescue or keep a sharp-eyed recruiter in your corner while you apply.
First Burn
$0
See what is holding the page back.
- One resume roast
- Specific critique highlights
- One shareable roast card
Job Hunt Mode
$9/mo
For active applicants. Recurring monthly.
- One new roast + targeted rewrite each month
- Ongoing bullet tune-ups
- LinkedIn-headline tune-ups
The actual fix
Roast + Rewrite
$19
One-time resume review. No subscription.
- Brutally specific persona-driven roast
- Line-by-line bullet rewrites
- A clean final resume version
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your resume has had it too easy
Let it face one honest recruiter.
Upload your resume, get the first roast free, and decide whether the rewrite is worth it.